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@fons_jr:
Di agad nakapagproduce ng fecal specimen for stool exam,late tuloy.. absent pa. Tsk. Lol.Ok lang yan. Shit happens! :))
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10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork
5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to :psst… psst” or “hoy…hoy…hoy”
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow ‘Take Home’.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS……
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan Boxes.
@fons_jr:
Di agad nakapagproduce ng fecal specimen for stool exam,late tuloy.. absent pa. Tsk. Lol.Ok lang yan. Shit happens! :))
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